Looks

No, looks aren't everything, but they make you notice something, which may or may not lead to everything. So if you don't have looks, nobody notices anything, and everything becomes nothing.

That was real deep for me. And emo. So...scratch that and fuck cares about looks. If you don't notice the awesomeness that lies beneath, you're not worth it.

Then why am I still hung up on you? Huh.



Where is my Pottermore welcome email!?!?

Golden Girls

Oh Rose Nylund, how I love thee.

Disclaimer: This post is just for my easy future reference, so...you don't have to read it.

Rose:
I’ve never been in jail. I won’t make it. They always prey on the weak and innocent. The others will taunt me for trying to excel at my work in the laundry. I’ll fall in with a bad crowd, whose leader looks like Ethel Merman. And I’ll be forced to engineer a daring prison break using my laundry cart. From that time on, I won’t know a moment’s peace. I’ll scar my fingerprints with battery acid and I’ll run from town to town, taking jobs that people have who got bad grades in school. And then one day, they’ll find me, holed up in a little shack in the Louisiana bayou. And a sheriff named Bull will call my name out over a megaphone and when I make a run for it he’ll riddle my body with bullets! Oh please don’t let them take me downtown! I want to live! I want to live!

I freaking love this episode.

Taylor Swift Enchanted

You know things are getting bad when you find yourself empathizing with Taylor Swift's lyrics...

"The playful conversation starts, counter all your quick remarks like passing notes in secrecy."

"I'll spend forever wondering if you knew."

"And now I'm pacing back and forth, wishing you were at my door."

"Please don't be in love with someone else."
"Please don't have somebody waiting on you."

Somebody help me oh my god. STOP GETTING INTO MY HEAD, TAYLOR DAMMIT SWIFT!