How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram.
Crap, I'm the only one who thinks this is hilarious.
Oh god it still cracks me up and it's like the twelfth time I've read it today.
How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
I have no clue why, but hipster jokes make me laugh like a hyena on drugs.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it...
The hipster will buy the soundtrack.
I remember the first time I read the soundtrack one; think I laughed about it for days on end.
What do you call a potato high on weed?
A baked potato.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's off day.
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